Welcome to ABC
Software! As with many things in life, the tenure with ABC is what one makes of
it! We have had several unique personas with distinct idiosyncrasies having
worked/still working for ABC. Then there was (is) he/she, who
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Manages the Managers
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Follows
the law : ‘For every action there
is an equivalent and opposite inaction’
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Communicates only one-way
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Sets up processes to set new policies from
already set policies
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Talks to only ‘n’ ABCians where ‘n’ equals to
the number of years spent at ABC
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Writes poems even for official communication
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Would
not read anything other than Software code for more than 15 seconds
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Likes
to meet (or) should we say, ‘likes Meetings’
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Picks
nicknames to go trendy with latest technology
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Practices clothing style like late eighties;
grooming style like late nineties and constantly wishes to be in late twenties
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Has unique patent-pending algorithm in picking
up colour and style of the outfit, for the day
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Wrestles the way through to top title in most of
the games
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Looks at software systems only as subsystems
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Believes ‘Marketing’ lies with well...
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Does not spell names Sebisfically Karrectly!
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Talks only in numbers (or) should we say numbers
the ‘Talks’ that are made in a day
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Measures the smile and if gets flashy,
immediately frowns
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Works hard creating something funny and
often times creates funny work
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Practices the art of conversing in one syllables
even for official communication
An example excerpt:
An example excerpt:
Q: There is a bug in the
system, XYZ.
A: O!
Q: Can you fix it?
A: Y?
Q: Who coded that?
A: I.
Q: Can you fix it?
A: S.
Q: Where is your Team Leader?
A: T.
Q: I will tell your TL that
you fixing the bug.
A: K.
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Defies science with Decibel level – High
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Defies science with Decibel level – Low
Welcome to ABC Software! You will be fine!
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